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DO YA THINK YER A TRACTOR GUY? Well take a look at this here list. If more than five of these conditions apply to you, it is certain that you are a tractor guy. What does being a tractor guy mean? Well, it means that yer wife is probably mad at you at least 90% of the time. Other than that, who cares what it means? You own a lawn tractor even though you live in a Flat. You wore overalls at your wedding. Instead of family pictures in your wallet you have pictures of all your tractors. All of your tractors have names. You spend more than five minutes a day at YT Magazine's web site. You mow the lawn with your combine. You plow even though you fully intended to go no-till. You drive your tractor instead of your B.M.W when the wife sends you for groceries. You have Slow Moving Vehicle emblems on all of your automobiles. You're still reading this stupid list to see if you fit in. You get more email messages at work pertaining to tractors than to work. You have a picture of your new Tractor on the wall in your office at work. You send all your buddies .jpg files of your wheat field. You put a little chrome tractor hood ornament on your wife's new Ford. You drive your TEF 20 around a busy town You send all your buddies .jpg files of your neighbor's field. You know more about your tractor's ancestry than you do about your wife's. You have a picture of your tractor for your Windows wallpaper on your computer at work. Your wife's new car lives outside, so your old tractor can live inside. You work in town for eight hours a day so you can afford to go farm for eight more. You are working on your tractor and your wife says "Honey come to bed!" and you reply "Not now, I'm busy!". You are working on your tractor and your girlfriend says "Honey come to bed!" and you have to think about it for more than a minute. You use a plow foot for a paperweight. You have more toy tractors than your kids do. You think that burnt TVO and old grease smell good. You read Tractor & Machinery Magazine while you're in the bog instead of a Playboy. You subscribe to Successful Farming magazine just to read Ageless Iron.
	Why Dogs Is Better'n Wimmen Taking them out to dinner consists of letting them eat that road kill they found . When, for some inexplicable reason, they take exception to that new tractor you brought home, they bark at IT, not YOU! Instead of giving you a hard time about all those clothes that missed the hamper, they drag them into a pile, curl up on them, and go to sleep. They have an attention span shorter than the average Super Bowl commercial break. If you make 'em mad, they've forgotten about it before you have. They like cold pizza and warm beer too. When they ride in the truck with you, they don't yell at you for switching lanes while looking at the neighbor's place. They don't mind if you break wind, no matter how loud. Not that I would ever do that Dogs don't care if you hawk a loogie or blow your nose on the ground. In fact, they'll even lick it up so's you don't step in it later. Dogs are much friendlier. They will lick you anyplace at anytime. Better pet him furst... Dogs don't mind you stoppin beside the road and takin a p!$$ when riding in the country.. Heck they don't even mind if you do it in town. Matter a' fact, they'll generally join ya! Dogs don't get mad when ya ask 'em ta go coon huntin'. Dogs don't care if'n ya leaves the toilet seat up. Dogs don't like cats. If'n ya locks the dog outta the house it'll bark fer five minutes, then shut up and go to sleep by the door. Dogs like ta git in the truck and ride fer three hours to go look at a old tractor. Their idea of high-fashion jewelry is a new rabies tag every coupla years. Dogs don't care if'n ya leaves yer spit cup on the coffee table. Dogs is grateful to get yer two week old leftovers fer dinner.
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